Tiny thinhs please tiny minds!

Best served cold!

Like a bat out of Dewsbury!

One of your 5-a-day!

Suitable for vegetarians!

It's a graveyard smash!

Any moron could do it!

Smokers welcome!

Just like Grandma used to make!

Not big, not clever!

 

For if you've been bad all year!

Shake well!

Bloody brilliant!

Leaves a nasty taste in the gob!

2 pumps and a squirt!

Under-cooked!

Now even more chocolatey!

lol

A pain in the ass!

Bigger than Jesus!

Like Viz, but funny!

No pudding 'til you've read it all!

Jingle THIS all the way!

More fun than a hula-hoop!

1 year older, none the wiser!

May contain nuts!

Made with 100% recycled jokes!

It won't hurt a bit!

A showcase for crap!

Run for your life!

Blink and you'll miss it!

Read it and weep!

Just add milk!

Free staples for every reader!

It's like a snowball in the face!

All the cool kids are reading it!

It's a reet good read!

2006 Hugh Raine HOME